To destroy something in the carrying out of some act. FUBAR. To destroy something beyond any recognition. To permanently change from one form to a less pleasing and desireable form.
God we just Hummeled that hotel room!
More normally...God that chick got Hummeled last night! She's walking all funny.
This party is about to get Hummeled!
by The Truthiness February 3, 2010
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When a woman is performing oral sex on a male and he busts up in her mouth. She then spits out the cum and licks it back up.
That Asian prostitute charged me $150 for a hummel!
by BillytheMarlin May 19, 2010
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A person who is a feminist nymphomaniac. She usually is in some sort of teaching position, and enjoys screwing students over if they complain about her to her boss.

Although Hummel is her formal name or "nickname", many know her simply by "that nympho beyotch"
Dude1: "WTF! That b*tch totally screwed us over, just because we told on her for treating us unfairly!"
Dude2: "What a Hummel!"
by cheerio! March 30, 2010
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A general term used to express the fact that someone or something is God's Gift To Women.
Damn i wish i could Hummel that chick!
by Devine Will October 10, 2003
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Someone who is rejected by frats in college so they go to the worst frat party to try to fit in and drink while getting high all the time. Rejected by girls and hangs out with people who look like pinocchio
Your going to that party tonight your such a Hummel
by Ding Dong boi October 14, 2018
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Encompasses any quote about running that is strange, sick, or just plain off.

Accredited to famous long-distance runner, DJ Hummel.
Hummel: If we weren't addicted to running, we'd probably be addicted to crack.

Student: Oh, there's another silly Hummelism!
by Haley The Horrible October 2, 2012
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A German self-propelled gun used during World War II. It was an 88mm gun on a Panzer 4 chassis. Literally, Hummel is German for "bumblebee."
A Hummel battery was providing antiaircraft protection for that German convoy.

Two Hummels were destroyed by bazookas.
by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008
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