To be a belunker of ones
ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight
guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own
ass and die.
"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your
done belunking your self in the
ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice
box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."