idiotlect 

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form

A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.

idiotlect by kittysiopao December 20, 2008

idift lulz 

I did it for the lulz.

the only reason anyone does anything.

IRC1: 4chan raided icanhascheesburger.com?

IRC2: yeah, i was there. idift lulz.

idift lulz by waterbrother January 8, 2010

idiotland 

a place where only idiots live.

You're just sitting there, happy as an idiot in Idiotland on "Idiots get in free day" (Dick in Third rock from the sun)

idiotland by soperilleux March 15, 2007

idiotlect 

A takeoff on idiolect (1948), which means, "the language or speech pattern of an idiot at a particular period of life", specifically, "the language or speech pattern of one individual idiot at a particular period of life".

Though his idiotlect as a teenager was more pronounced, at 36, it is still clearly discernible. Idiolect could be called "idiolex" to emphasize "lexicon" (a person's vocabulary).

idiotlect by but for June 20, 2018

idiotly

Doing something only an idiot would do. Used like idiotically, but instead of smart people calling someone else dumb, a dumb person is calling themselves dumb.

I idiotly shot at the spider in the corner of my room, forming multiple holes in the wall.

idiotly by Ldeco January 29, 2022

idiotless 

Zero encounters with idiots in any given time or situation

“I have never an idiotless day” meaning no encounters with idiots in one particular day

idiotless by wendyni May 30, 2024

Idiotlec 

The way a stupid person talks

The person spoke with an idiotlec, so the linguist had a hard time understanding them.

Idiotlec by A very stoopid luu December 11, 2024