n. One who has an unusually large affection towards potatos, at times sexual in nature, especially mashed or potatoe salad. Symptoms include inability to control thoughts when spuds are in the room, excessive salavation, and willingness to transport spuds across county or state lines at any costs...
NIkki, a registered spudophile, becomes quiteexcited at the mere mention of left over potato salad.
Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!
A person who experiences sexual arousal or gratification from the pain, distress, suffering, or humiliation of others. Someone who enjoys inflicting the pain themselves is a sadist.
“Bro’s not kinky, he’s a straight-up sadophile. Like, he actually gets turned on thinking about people suffering.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.