Miley Cyrus

A random white girl who is garbage, she can't sing and apparently does Molly in the bathroom.

Girl 1- Are you going to see Molly I'm mean Miley's concert tomorrow?

Girl 2- I totes am now let's lick random shit and go grind random people!

Girl 1- omg can't wait for the Miley Cyrus concert!

Girl 2- Neither can I!

And so on...

by Craycraypersontho November 02, 2013

Miley Cyrus

A Mentally Retarded person who cannot sing or act, who comes from a distant planet who has gooten recently into a scandal. Most likely to become a junkie.

Dude that person is a miley cyrus

by Imaginaryperson June 09, 2008

Miley Cyrus

This years model from the Disney tween starlet factory. The next Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, etc.

I hope Miley Cyrus is saving up her money now, because the gravy train won't last.

by Eugene206 January 24, 2008

Miley Cyrus

God's gift to the Devil.
Or
The Devil's gift to God.

God : Oh thank you for the gift Devil !
Devil : My pleasure..
God : -Opens-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !
God : -deteriorates-
Devil : >:D
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !!
Devil : Uh - oh ..-dies-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : Well, off to destroy the Earth !

by DisneyHATERZ(: April 08, 2009

Miley Cyrus

A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.



try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's

Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!

Guy 2: What did you do?

Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.

Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!

Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!

Guy 2: I promise!

by I Hate Miley Cyrus January 05, 2009

Miley Cyrus

A disney channel robot, star of Hannah Montana, and obv, the ugliest girl I have seen to date. She parades around in her underwear like its okay. She sends grossly innapropriate pictures to people, thinking there not gonna get on the Internet. Shes gonna be a washed-up Disney Channel star one day, probably paying for rent, by standing at a corner. Her fathers washed up too, and theres nothing to help his "Achy-Breaky Heart." I hope everyone knows how much of a slut Miley is, and how bad a role model she is. IF you say different, your fucked in the head.

"Ugh, your being such a goddamn Miley Cyrus"

Daughter: "Mom, I wanna be like Miley Cyrus."
Mom: "Honey, please don't use that word around the house."

by Hallee Jonas August 05, 2008

Miley Cyrus

I wonder who will take Miley's virginity? The way she likes to dress, shes just asking for it. Thats what alot of people wanna know.

Who will nail Miley Cyrus? Some hollywood bad boy?

by IwannaBangMiley April 02, 2008