-"Hey Bill, wanna
go get drinks after work?"
-"Sorry I can't tonight."
-"Oh hello Wack Arnold. When did you get here? I thought I was talking to my friend Bill."
-"
Dude this party sucks."
-"Yeah I heard Wack Arnold put this together."
-"I'm thinking about going on a diet."
-"You know who you sound like right now? Wack Arnold."
-"Hey
Joe, I need to take tomorrow off. I'm taking my family up to
Canada for the weekend."
-"Canada? Who's your travel agent? Wack Arnold?"
-"
Dude it hurts when I pee. I think that chick gave me something last night."
-"Did you go home with Wack Arnold again?"