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ttgg by gg ss May 28, 2024

`~1!qQaAzZ2@wWsSxX3#eEdDcC4$rRfFvV5%tTgGbB6^yYhHnN7&uUjJmM8*iIkK,<9(oOlL.>0)pP;:/?-_[{'"=+]}\| 

If you have types this you are a psychopath
you have type the entire english keyboard from top to bottom in stripes
I dont think I am sane anymore billy cause i just typed “`~1!qQaAzZ2@wWsSxX3#eEdDcC4$rRfFvV5%tTgGbB6^yYhHnN7&uUjJmM8*iIkK,<9(oOlL.>0)pP;:/?-_{'"=+}\|”

`~1!qQaAzZxXsSwW2@3#eEdDcCvVfFrR4$5%tTgGbB6^yYhHnNmMjJuU7&8*iIkK,<.>lLoO9(0)pP;:/?-_[{'"=+]}\| 

This is what you write when you're so bored you decide to type every possible character in a zig-zag on a QUERTY keyboard, happy to see you got results.
I was so unbelievably bored that I typed `~1!qQaAzZxXsSwW2@3#eEdDcCvVfFrR4$5%tTgGbB6^yYhHnNmMjJuU7&8*iIkK,<.>lLoO9(0)pP;:/?-_{'"=+}\| by dragging my finger in a zig-zag on my keyboard, and proceeded to google the nonsense I just typed.

dream. h. h. h. h. u. h. yyyy yyy tt t tgg h yuyyyhhh hh hh h hh h h h hhhhh h h h hh h 

Listen, if you are seeing this well then you are special……. There is a message at the back of your backyard and you NEED to go find it i repeat you NEED to go find it… why are you still here? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IT….. IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS DISLIKE THIS. AND ALSO DID I MENTION YOU ARE SPECIAL….
GO LOOK NOW dream. h. h. h. h. u. h. yyyy yyy tt t tgg h yuyyyhhh hh hh h hh h h h hhhhh h h h hh h
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026