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witch cake 

a type of cake made to tell if a person is a witch. Made by taking the urine of a suspected witch and mixing it with some sort of wheat... baking it and feeding it to a dog. The dog is then observed to see if he has the same symptoms of the suspected witch. Mainly used in Salem Village in the 1600s to test people being accused of witchcraft. Originated in england.
George: Man i just broke up with her... I think she's totally a witch.

Random Guy: DUDE!!! get her piss we can make a witch cake!!!
witch cake by Tutor January 25, 2008
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Jake with Cake 

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.
I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.
Jake with Cake by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

patty cake with no hands 

Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.
"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."

"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

Cake With Peaches 

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina
I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!
Cake With Peaches by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019

Cake with your ice cream

A guy being either disloyal in some manner or cheating on their gf

or

wanting to have 2 girls at once but keeping It secret

Referenced in SAYGRACE’s tiktok famous song ‘Boys ain’t shit
Example 1
‘Talking like a gentleman, please! You just want cake with your ice cream

Example 2

Girl: he just wanted cake with his ice cream but if he not careful that I e creams gonna be poisoned

Loco With the Cake 

Going crazy over money like a silly black man, ace hood.
I was goin' Loco with the cake when i saw shanquea and i pulled out money hoping she would suck my big black penis.