CITY TITTIES

City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.

Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.

After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.

Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.

by MR WOLF January 24, 2008

city titties

the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump

Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!

by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009

Oklahoma City Titty

When a woman’s breasts are so perfect, so perky, and so round you know that they could only come from one place.

I saw a woman at the concert, and I couldn’t stop staring at her Oklahoma City Titty.

by jerryswanson September 3, 2022

motor city titties

a female from detroit with extremely huge titts!

Oh my god,that girl has got motor city titties!!!!!!!!!

by VANORTON June 29, 2006

Kansas City Titty

Usually found on obese women at state fairs. You can usually spot them sucking down a corn dog or funnel cake. The Kansas City Titty is when the lady is soo fat that her breasts (usually bra-less) are sagging down like some large disgusting flapjacks on her fat gut.

That fat chick will never be able to ride on the scrambler, the carnie will not be able to shut the gate because her "Kansas City Titty" will be in the way.

I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.

by Big Red Kahuna October 4, 2011

Titty City

Used to describe something that appears attractive, well put together, or in perfect placement.

Bro that mansion in the woods is titty city!

by Pedrough January 23, 2022

Titty City

When one finds him or herself in a situation where there appear to be women with large breasts in the area. The phrase should be used to alert any members of your present party so that they too may have a chance to experience this occasion.

You: Hey...Titty City...

Friend: Word.

by Danny Cardenas May 13, 2006