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cuntopia 

When one finds themselves in a place full of cunts or other bitches, sluts, dirtbags, etc. Also can be used to describe a really terrible place or time.
"Looks like we're in cuntopia now".
cuntopia by SickPhuck May 1, 2008

Cuntopia 

A happy place with soft blankets, fuzzy stuffed animals, and lots of booze. No boys are allowed. It is a place that girls go to when they are sick of guy's shit and need a refuge.
Hey Val, I think it's time to go to Cuntopia. Dudes are pissing me off.
Cuntopia by Saucy Bearnaise September 19, 2009

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia 

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia 

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Cuntorial 

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.
John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.
Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009