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o malakas sta kritika. exei polles erminies kai mporeite na to xrisimopoite afova stin kathimerini sas omilia ws..."malakas"
"Ti grothos eisai re Maurikaki...!!!!!?? ,,, eee Grothako!"
grothos by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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well known internet troll, mostly known on spikednations for spending 24/7 on videos trying to add a blend of humor but continously failing leading to themselves trying to come up with excuses for why they fail so much only showing further how much of a troll they are, often copies and pastes known remarks from other websites, gets owned all the time by other users and is the leader of trollkind and lives in his moms basment close to the special needs school where even they think grothesk is a bit too special to attend
grothesk "I am the wittiest person ever"

user "not you again go away"

grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"

user "..........have you shut up yet"
Grothesk by exploder187 August 28, 2011
A hole which is filled with various bodily fluids and is just deemed as a dirty hole you don't want to touch
She's such a grothole i wouldn't touch her with a dead mans penis
grothole by closboard February 9, 2017
A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.
"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."

"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."

"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"

"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."

"But of course!"
Gorthos by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008

grotfoster 

A grotty person with an Australian accent.
Whilst in a resturant:

"phew! that grotfoster is putting me off my food"
grotfoster by shrimp100 February 24, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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