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turkeyburger

a person who acts retarded, absent minded, or generally an asshole.
you believe that dude hung up on terry, what a turkeyburger!!!!!
turkeyburger by lmbo!!! August 11, 2012

TurkeyBurger

A burger made of Turkey. They are much better for you and are most certainaly not served at Mcdonalds. Thay taste the same but people do not want to eat them because they want to be fat and look ugly.
Hey dude want to go to Mcdonalds nah I rather have a turkeyburger and not get fat.
TurkeyBurger by ryuzakikun96 April 24, 2009

turkeybutthead 

A complete retard, generally someone that does not have a clue.
God, that person is such a turkeybutthead!
turkeybutthead by Alec James December 4, 2005

turkeyburg 

A word to use when you want to call someone a name, in a distinctly "I come from Aberdeen, Washington (where there are more suicides per-capita than anywhere else in the country" way. It has no meaning other than, "Yeah, I just called you that.... and you don't even know what it means but it sounds funny...".
Get out here right now, ya turkeyburg!
turkeyburg by Quinnquinnquinn January 6, 2008

Turkeybutt 

A Philly slang word for Glock switches
Yo bro that jawn got a turkeybutt onnat
“turkeybutts on all the glocks them bitches go rapid when it spit”
Turkeybutt by Brodemhalkemdown February 8, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026