naughton 

Being a douch bag to people that are also douche bags.

Me: You're being such a Naughton to that other Naughton. Don't be a douche bag, cause that's what it means...Naughton.

naughton by Matt Naughton January 19, 2008

naughton 

A personality.
Someone that speaks far too much than is needed and stresses others out by simply their presence.
Shortened version: nut.

Jordan has a naughton personality thus he has no friends and a small dick.

naughton by hek no June 6, 2018

Chick Naughton 

A fictional character who is untouchable, he "makes things happen".

Bar staff: Your barred !
Drunk Customer: "Nae body bars me. Am Chick Naughton"

Chick Naughton by ChickNaughton December 9, 2011

absolute naughton 

An absolute legend who gets so much pussy and is very funny

"yo, that G is an absolute naughton"

absolute naughton by Naughtopus June 11, 2018

Seamus Naughton 

The dude to my left and my right

Seamus Naughton is going to explode in 3 days

Seamus Naughton by COLTON YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY S March 5, 2024

nasal naughtyness

right as you are about to cum all over a girls face, you place the tip of your cock into the nostril of the female then blow your load....

jenny pissed me off so i gave her some nasal naugthtyness last night

nasal naughtyness by ... May 17, 2003

Naughtomobilist 

A person who doesn't believe in the use for cars.

Person A: Hey girl, I'll pick you up at 8:00pm in my Mazda 6?
Person B: Sorry fam, I don't support the automotive transportation industry. I'm a naughtomobilist.

Person A: Real talk?
Person B: Real talk!

Naughtomobilist by Uzi_Vuitton August 8, 2016