Language originating in the hill country and spoken by non-educated and occasionally toothless wonders that includes such terms as shit fire and damn straight and generally only grasped by other hillbilly types sprouted from the Hills also.

Last night I watched Fred and Cal duke it out over playing the washboard during their jam session using nothing but hillspeak. I didn't understand a word they were saying but watching them bitch slap one another was hilarious.

Hillspeak by Shyantha January 3, 2007

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Hillsea

Hillsea is a farming town located at the most Northen part of Portsmouth. The farmers of Hillsea speak with Worzel Gummidge like accents and follow in a cult like fashion. The green farm was their old meeting point.

Ize a farmer from Hillsea ize is. Let’s go to the green farm and pet the sheep.

Hillsea by Wooly back September 24, 2021

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jay halstead

daddy, sexy boi, i want u to arrest me. hottest detective

someone: who's the hottest detective?
me: jay halstead

jay halstead by halsteadwhore February 1, 2022

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Halstead

1. A person at the absolute top level of uniqueness and awesomeness.
2. A person who displays consistent badass and insane behavior, much like those on the TV show, Jackass.

"Who went with you to the concert?"
"Oh, a couple of my friends, and there was this one Halstead guy that nobody knew, but he was pretty awesome."
"How awesome?"
"Think light yourself on fire and laugh."
"Whoa....That's pretty awesome."

Halstead by GeoffWrinklin April 14, 2008

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