chubbaluffagus

1.A plump person who reminds you of a cross between a fat man and the mammoth off of sesame street.
2.Warren Gavitt

Yo! Quit eatin' all my damn food you chubbaluffagus.

chubbaluffagus by bzak October 6, 2003

chubbalupagus 

Chubbalupagus is a common species of female humanoid native to urban and suburban environments, characterized by excess body weight in the form of wide hips, appreciable fupas, "muffin tops" and various expressions of back fat, flappy arms, thick ankles and a second chin.
Although normally a species considered to be prey and not predator, they often lure mates through online dating services by posting pictures of themselves that distort or entirely conceal their chubby features. It is only when the unsuspecting male meets the chubbalupagus in person that he realizes that he has been tricked by it and must thereby purchase food and drinks and possibly sleep with it.

Jensen: So I hear you have a new girlfriend?
Mack: She's not really a girlfriend?
Jensen: Whatdya mean? Didn't she spend the night at your place the other night?
Mack: She's a chubbalupagus, dude.
Jensen: Ooh, oh. Okay. I don't do that myself. But all the power to ya.

chubbalupagus by McHardism February 14, 2012

chuckaluffagus 

a dude that lives in florida and went to school in tennessee for his freshman year. he is semi-fat.

WARNING: CHUCKALUFFAGUS IS NOT IMPRESSED BY KOBE BRYANT STATS AND WILL BECOME VOLITILE WHEN KOBE IS COMPLIMENTED

"kobe just really doesn't impress me" said chuckaluffagus.
When someone tried to argue in favor of kobe, luff beat the kid till he shit himself.

chuckaluffagus by TenaciousJay June 24, 2010