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Noctoker 

N. A fully functional stoner who only smokes weed after the work/school day is over and the sun has set.
Jaslene
"Hey! Oh ma gad, do you wanna go smoke a bowl before tha matineé??"

Emmay
"Oh I would love to, thank you, but I am strictly a noctoker."
Noctoker by Tummble Drylo July 23, 2008
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I 'm super excited for noctober shopping
noctober by Parine October 6, 2017
The "month" that college applications are due... AKA hell month
Oh no... Noctober is coming up. I gotta start those suppliment essays!
Noctober by kallen822 October 13, 2017

Mr. Noctober

When a MLB player dominates in the regular season, but can never keep be that same player in the postseason. A great example of a Mr. Noctober is Clayton Kershaw. These players aren't all that horrible in the postseason, they may have a few games or even a great run from time to time.
Example 1
Craig: Did u hear the Cardinals beat the Dodgers last night to advance?
Mark: Not surprised at all, this is a postseason game where Kershaw was pitching.
Craig: Yeah Mr. Noctober is what we call him

Example 2
Reporter: Barry Bonds ends his season without getting a hit in the NLDS. A lot of Giants fans are very unhappy and are calling him Mr. Noctober
Mr. Noctober by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026