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JonTron Hootenannie 

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.
If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!

Hootinannie 

A gathering of old buddies for a weekend water skiing trip in the Motherland (Michigan) in the dead of summer.
Sarge, Duff, Dude, Biggie, and Boz all are in route to the cabin for the hootinannie.

This years hootinannie was at Tommy's love shack, it was "Hootinannie HQ" and Ruthie and the Ironworker babe were ready for some dancing in Knoxville!
Hootinannie by Mr. Doobie May 21, 2008

Hootinanni

A disrupition, out of order, big deal out of nothing, shinnanigans. uncontrolalbe disturbance.
Kids are conversating in the class room, dancing on the tables and screaming, the teacher walks in and says "what's all this hootinanni going on in here,huh?"
Hootinanni by Kalyx Whoopwhoop January 7, 2009

hoochanannie 

Slang term refering to a female sex organ. (aka vagina).
Did you see the hoochanannie on that girl?

hootenannie

A folk music jam session.
I hear that Neil Young will be playing at the fairgrounds hootenannie this week.
hootenannie by Bud Beam July 11, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026