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Spider Webbed 

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.
Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.
Spider Webbed by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.
Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.
Spider-Webbed by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

spiderwebbed 

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
spiderwebbed by sid June 27, 2004

Spiderwebbed me 

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.
Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.
Spiderwebbed me by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

SpiderWebbed 

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles
Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up
SpiderWebbed by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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