jessumz

a total whore, skank, slut, amazing sex partner, cunt, sleeze, twat, bitch, prostitute, stripper, and all the reast of the words to describe a slut.
she is very funny and sexy.

Claire: I was with a jessumz last night!!
Niki: Lucky whore!
Claire: I know!

jessumz by anonymous in your pants January 11, 2008

Jessums 

A classy, smart, and fun lady who holds the key to a man's heart. Strong and self-reliant, and at the same time beautiful, she is kind to those who need a hand. Typically possessing a keen sense of humor, a Jessums is capable of inducing great amounts of happiness to the individual of her choice, and is therefore highly prized by the man who loves her. A Jessums often spurs infatuation in her male partner. She uses her natural charm and attractiveness to create bliss and joy in those who behold her. The most remarkable trait of a Jessums is her humility and accompanying inability to perceive her own beauty and excellence. Meeting a Jessums is a once-in-lifetime opportunity to find the key to happiness.

"My Jessums sent me the best care package the other day."

"Bro, you need to find yourself a Jessums."

Jessums by michaelsums December 2, 2013

jessum

to ejaculate male's semen on a female (body, face, vagina)

i'm going to jessum all over your face.

jessum by fawku April 3, 2008