'Coin Operated Boy' is a legendary song by the one and only group called the Dresden Dolls. Never heard it before? You're in for a treat! Or at least some of the ladies are. The more you listen to the song the more you realize that its not about a coin operated boy...
Person 1: Hey, have you heard the song, "Coin Operated Boy"?
Person 2: *sly smile* I sure have ;)
Person 1: Oh? Do you like it?
Person 2: *has ~I can even take it in the bath!~ running through their head* Yes, yes I do.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!