ManWriting
ManWriting by Kawana January 9, 2008
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Manwriting
Sloppy handwriting usually attributed to men or teens. Can also be used for females that refrain from i's dotted w/ hearts, swirly letters and smiley faces in the middle of fucking nowhere.
"Jason, why the hell would you leave a note on my car telling me to go to your house after work for a good time and then sign it "from baby" ?"
"Dude, what the fuck?!? That isn't my writing!! That must be Allison's. That chick has serious manwriting."
"Dude, what the fuck?!? That isn't my writing!! That must be Allison's. That chick has serious manwriting."
Manwriting by Gone Postal October 21, 2009
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Manwaiting
When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.
I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.
Manwaiting by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
Manprinting
Manprinting is the act of smothering one's balls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.
Manly Man: How can I ensure that my essay isn't stolen and plagiarized?
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*
Less Manly but Thoughtful Friend: You could try manprinting it.
Manly Man: You're right! Good thinking. *proceeds to manprint his essay*
Manprinting by MPInc January 2, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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