kojackulation 

The rapid expulsion of hair follicles from the male head to the extent of complete baldness.

I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.

kojackulation by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

Premature Kojaculation 

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

Premature Kojaculation by Don Howard September 2, 2007