turbo cunt

A hard derivative of a turbo shandy, half a glass of vodka, a dash of coca cola, and topped with cider.
you coming round to mine for some turbo cunts before we go out?

i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!
by FlashJoe January 06, 2008
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Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'
by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016
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Turbo Cunt

A massive cunt who looks at Spond but decides not to respond at all to their availability.
“Sion Morris has seen Spond and not responded again, what a turbo cunt.”
by Mad Dog 9 August 27, 2025
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quad-turbo cunt

a person that is too big of a cunt to be called a twin-turbo cunt
Donald trump! You fucking quad-turbo cunt
by ЛАДА May 28, 2021
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