grape stomper

Offensive term to a potuguese person, who stomps grapes!

Portuguese people are grape stompers!

by Dennis V January 27, 2006

Grape stompers

Another term for the kidneys. As some people sample urine like fine wine, a haematuria is a fine roset, a dehydrated urine is a strong Pinot noir and a diabetics urine is a moscato. So as the kidneys produce urine, they are the equivalent to the grape stomping stage in making wine.

Damn Susie my grape stompers have been hurting lately, I might have a UTI.

Or

Get him Frank, shiv him in his grape stomper.

by Batteredsav October 12, 2018

Grape Stomper

A technique used to push feces through a drain grate, usually in a shower. When you accidentally defecate in the shower and you stomp the feces through the drain with a powerful thrust of your foot. Thus removing evidence of this humiliating mistake.

I shit in my mother-in-laws shower last night and had to pull a Grape Stomper.

by Chillosophy September 13, 2018