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ARSEMONGER 

Noun , meaning seller of arse. Monger used as in fish monger, iron monger. One who sells arse, a pimp
Goodness ! , these goes that horrible arsemonger, he's not a nice person at all.
ARSEMONGER by Dr Lingus January 4, 2008

Arsepurgers Syndrome 

A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."

arsemonger 

noun,1. meaning a person mainly a man who enjoys to off his rectum for sale from place to place.
2. A person(man) who enjoys to eat or ingage in sexual activities involving the anus of another person(also mainly a man)
"look at that prat over there!" "yeah what an arsemonger"
"Tom Cruise is such an arsemonger"
arsemonger by colin dunning September 25, 2007

arsemusterer

a wrangler or rustler of human or any other animals buttocks commonly found at gay or homosexual gatherings frequently spotted hanging off the back ends of creatures at your local wildlife sanctuary be sure to check yourself for signs of mustering when you next leave the house.
Damn! i think my ass just got mustered by a dirty arsemusterer
arsemusterer by fulljiblett February 4, 2010

arseburger 

The queen visited our school and i arse-burgered her without wiping
arseburger by w000b April 20, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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