bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

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Bluetooth fairy

A bluetooth fairy is someone who is a professional, phone stealer, particuarly phones that have bluetooth. hence the term BLUETOOTH fairy

Hey man, have you heard about johnny? hes a Bluetooth fairy now...
well either way, what ever he does.. he aint getting his hands on my phone

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