oxymoron

two words with opposite meanings placed next to each other to mean something new

a combination of contridictory words

I went out to eat with my hoe and she ordered the JUMBO SMRIMP.

by Jess'ca February 21, 2003

oxymoron

A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".

- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "

by kartie606 March 8, 2008

oxymoron

glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills.

oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!

by Draculeen December 12, 2010

oxymoron

An extremely stupid bovine.

Used to amplify the effect of calling one a cow, or a moron.

You retarded oxymoron!

by NorthEastWestSouth October 26, 2007

oxymoron

2 words that contradict each other like its so wonderfuly painful

the greatest oxymoron my teacher tought us was quiet women

by some person in some world April 1, 2009

oxymoron

Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.

"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)

by The M.C. May 19, 2006

oxymoron

Someone who regularly contradicts themself, and looks like an idiot (or, dare I say, a MORON) each time they do so.

"She said she that's not true..."
"What an OXYMORON! Just then she was saying it IS!"

by Jazzo July 23, 2005