Muffle-Fuck

The act of having sexual relations with your car or car parts such as a muffler

Dude: Have you seen bob latly?
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.

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Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore

The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.

Muffle-fuck by Kbee405 November 25, 2017

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Verb; The act of ramming your vehicle into the rear end of another vehicle at a considerable speed.

-"Damn, that guy was going pretty fast when he hit you"

-"Yeah, he muffler fucked me pretty bad"

Muffler fuck by Whiskie December 1, 2009

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A fag who fucks mufflers, usually named jimmy

Muffler Fuck by Titts December 31, 2007

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Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.

"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get off my ass, muffler fucker!"

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noun: one who is too attached to cars, makes sweet love to cars commonly through the muffler

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1. Two sheets fucking.

2. Something two friends make up in the early hours of the morning.

Mello: Are you denying me mufflefuck?

Near: Yes, I am denying you mufflefuck.

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