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luffting 

Luffting
la-ef-ting

adverb
1.
the act of being a belligerent menace whilst being inebriated.
Michael: Hey Lucy, did you seen Matt walk into the house with a street debris under his arm and a milk crate on his head?
Lucy: Yeah man, he was luffting big time.

Nick: Man i got so drunk last night, i was pacing behind the couch with a kitchen knife telling people to get out of my house. It was fucking awful, i was Luffting hard.
luffting by Retreat survivor January 6, 2014
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To air a room after a night´s sleep
This morning i did the lufting of Alex´s bedroom
lufting by Moustilou November 15, 2013

Lurf Lurfington 

The Grand Pooba of Lurfopolis. Also, the count, duke, chancellor, high priest, pharaoh, emperor, king, governor, prime minister, lead guitarist, and fuzzy pickle of Lurfville, a small commune on the outskirts of Lurfton Manor in Lurfburgh, in the county Lurfchester, in the state of Lurfonia in the Grand Republic of Lurfopolis. Frequently he can be found lurfing it up at the lunch table, though he is also known for his lurfacious trumpetry.
1) Attention please: Will Lurf Lurfington please report to the attendance office.

2) A. Dude, that guy is so cool.
B. I know. He's such a total lurf.
A. Yeah...like a boss.
B. No, like Lurf Lurfington.

Lurf Lurfington by LL4eva April 21, 2009
Lurk-Flirting.

Flirting from a distance, in most cases the person Lurting does not know the person they are doing it to.
*Guy watching some female stranger eating, with her friend*
Guy: "I like the way you wipe your mouth with your napkin..."
Girl: "O_O"
Girl's friend: "Wow, he's totally Lurting with you."
Lurting by AussyLevii November 24, 2011
I looked over my shoulder and saw my friend was lurfing a hot chick.
lurfing by kallywinn January 25, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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