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chocolate chip pancakes 

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.
Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.

Chocolate Chip Pancakes 

sexy time; business time. The act of sexual intercourse without saying the work sex.
"what are you in the mood for?

- Some chocolate chip pancakes!"

"I hope the chef makes me a good batch this morning."

"man some chocolate chip pancakes sound great right now"

Chocolate Chip Pancake

Common practice in the Midwest, the Chocolate Chip Pancake requires a man to shit on a pillow then does the female from behind while he shoves her face into the shit. Used in combination with a few other moves, one can accomplish a Breakfast Buffet; once thought to be an unattainable dream, but the popularization of the Chocolate Chip Pancake is making the Breakfast Buffet somewhat a more realistic but still epic move.
Bitch was so hot for ween that I made a deal with her; she only gets it if we bake a fresh Chocolate Chip Pancake.
Chocolate Chip Pancake by AMc799 January 21, 2009

Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.
Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.
Chocolate Chip Pancake by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016

Chocolate chip pancake

A white nigga that has huge freckles the size of apples all over his body.
Dude 1: hey you see that new kid Isaiah that transferred here?
Dude 2: yeah he looks like a chocolate chip pancake.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026