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clingage 

Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sexed person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.
I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.

or

Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.
clingage by Scott Sorensen December 9, 2008
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clingage 

Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sex the person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.
I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.

or

Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.
clingage by scott sorensen January 5, 2009
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Clinkage 

When you punch tf out of someone when there not looking and their jaw moves
Jim: clinkage

Bill: god damn that fucking hurt

John: ha that was some mean ass clinkage you hit him with jim
Clinkage by Boyoyo June 26, 2019

Clinkage 

When a person wins two or more medals at a sporting event. When hanging on the person's neck, the medals clink together.
Athlete 1: I got two silver medals today at my swim meet.

Athlete 2: Dude, you got clinkage! Nice!
Clinkage by secretteller December 7, 2010

clinkage 

the noise made when multiple medals (i.e. crew, track, swimming) bump into each other when worn.
Bro, did you see their clinkage? They must have done so well last weekend!
clinkage by bro2010 March 18, 2011

soggy clingger 

Toilet paper that is stuck to your asshole. Then gets wet from toilet water and gets your asshole wet
My asshole got wet from a soggy clingger
soggy clingger by Bendoslice785 October 20, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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