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Little Man on the Trampoline

The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.
My girl likes it when I show her the "little man on the trampoline"

The wet trampoline 

When a pragenant woman expells crap and smears in in a curculatory motion on her stomach. The man then masturbates in side the "shit curcle" and slaps the pragenant belly.
Cindy even though you are preagnant I still find you attractive. Let me give you the wet trampoline

The Bad Kind of Trampolining 

This unused and long term is used for when a NSFW video / gif or a normal video / gif is cropped to where someone "trampolining" looks like the person or thing is getting railed by something or someone.
Ben: Look at this anime character trampoline .
Jerome: Hm, that looks wrong.
Avery: Oh what the fuck, that's The Bad Kind of Trampolining.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026