Jackweasel
Jackweasel by Carla Rae November 28, 2007
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An arrogant mammal who is usually found driving an orange el camino and giving others the stinkeye, or even worse, gorilla eyes. The jerkweasel juggles many jobs, including tennis coach, unlicensed medical doctor, and seller of inferior wooden shoes. When not juggling these jobs, the jerkweasel is involved in running various Ponzi schemes. The north american jerkweasel can be identified by the 14 nipples under it's belly.
jerkweasel by doodleopolis January 14, 2010
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jabweasel
see: vaxweasel
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
Somebody who jumps the vaccine priority queue to get a Covid-19 jab putting those with greater clinical need at increased risk of serious illness or death.
"Did you hear Pete got the Covid jab? He's only 35 but his wife's a GP."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
"She must have jabweaseled him."
jabweasel by KindKnight January 23, 2021
Sackweasel
Person or Person(s) found guilty of riding one's sack, also consisting of those who looks like a weasel's scrotum (in rare circumstances)
"Yo, Broheim, when are we gonna stick a mad bong sesh?"
(To yourself) "This dude is such a Sackweasel."
(To yourself) "This dude is such a Sackweasel."
Sackweasel by Kenneth F Powers October 25, 2011
Jack weasel
A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
Jack weasel by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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