lanzo 

i girl who gives head but will rip the shit out of your dick with her big as teeth

i got some head last night, but she was a total lanzo

lanzo by da coola dude November 27, 2007

Lanzo 

Lanzo is the man with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.

"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.

"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."

Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"

or

Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".

Lanzo by BiboLanternTheReal November 21, 2021

Lanzo 

Lanzo is the human being with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet.

"Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.

"Bro, in the next life I want to be Lanzo."

Lanzo: "Hey, I'm Lanzo"
Girls:" Oh my god, please fuck me now!"

or

Men: "Have you seen that mountain? It's Lanzo's dick".

Lanzo by BiboLanternTheReal November 21, 2021

Lanzo and Rainer style

To be absolute horses who always have forks in there hands. They will mog anything that moves and don’t give a fook about anything besides the gym. Lastly they will always Queue the hardstyle no matter the occasion.

Pickup a fork Lanzo and Rainer style.

Lanzo and Rainer style by Jlanzo35 March 11, 2022

Lando norris 

The ultimate meme Lord, the undisputed champion of fall guys, part time f1 driver, popular twitch streamer and son of Carlos Sainz

LANDO NORRIS GOT A PODIUM

Lando norris by Car lost sainz October 20, 2020

landoncoolvideos 

Some irrelevant troll

:Landoncoolvideos stop disliking my videos

landoncoolvideos by Zimeatswaffels3 January 16, 2021

Landon Syndrome 

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022