Laffy Taffy

An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper.
How many sides does a circle have?

Two, inside and outside.
by Tingle May 31, 2004
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Bottom, buttox, butt, or ass. (Made famous by D4l in the song 'shake that laffy taffy'.
by jmivi July 21, 2005
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Looks hard, but is actually soft.
Look at that Laffy Taffy ass nigga.
by CrckrJack22 July 04, 2011
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when a big girl is dancing, and then she stops dancing, but her body is still dancing.
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A type of girl with a personality comparable to 'laffy taffy' candy. This particular type of girl comes wrapped up very prettily with bright packaging that yells 'pick me, pick me!' However, she is mass produced and found everywhere. She is nice and sweet and fun to be with for a while, but, as with laffy taffy candy, the goodness is gone all too quickly and you are left with nothing but a brightly colored empty wrapper.
Example 1:
Jenifer: My brother brought home another laffy taffy again last night. When will he learn?

Example 2:
Kendra: Did you see his new girlfriend? she's such a laffy taffy.

Example 3:
Alex: Damn, look at that laffy taffy! She's hot!

Aaron: If you say so, man. I prefer girls with a real personality.
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New code name for marijauna. Frequently used because terms like mary jane, reefer, trees, rabbits, kelp, grass and so forth are easily recognized. With this term you can talk about it anywhere at anytime.
Also appropriately named after the common candy made by Wonka.
A. OMG Laffy Taffy is amazing
Teacher. Ah it never excited me.
A. OH it will once you try it.
^notice how that converstaion can be easily miscontruyed.
or
A. Hey man I just got some laffy taffy.
B. Great, we'll have to do it up tonight.
by Shannon6 November 03, 2007
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Laffy Taffy is the extra cum you shake off your penis onto the girl's face after she sucks your dick.
by VannyLovesBoobs April 13, 2006
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