Angry Sanchez

When a man has anal sex with a woman, but instead of rubbing the access material on her lip or cumming in her eye, he rubs the access material on her eye

Road: Man, I was thinking about donkey punching that whore i picked up, but instead, i decided to give her an Angry Sanchez
Apu: Man....that's nasty.

by Zer0_Cool June 27, 2006

Angry Sanchez

When you stick your man meat into a hemorrhoidal anus and squeeze the love juice onto your lovers festering piehole.

Liz thought Dexter was the man of her dreams until he gave her an angry sanchez

by Paco de Lupe November 17, 2007

angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"

Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.

by cramtoes September 9, 2010

Angry Sanchez

A continuation of the dirty Sanchez but you add a V on the forehead starting between the eyes.

Aww man I gave my girl a dirty Sanchez but she looked mad so I made it and angry sanchez

by Dirtsmith July 11, 2024