Deerjacking 

A form of poaching. The act of hunting and killing a deer outside of season, hunting hours, or without a hunting license. Frequently occurs on roadsides in Upstate NY where perpetrators shoot the animals after shining them with their vehicle's headlights.

"Did you hear about Tom? He got arrested by the DEC for deerjacking."
"You better have a tag for that buck or you're gonna get charged for deerjacking."

Deerjacking by Jinx1996 July 13, 2017

deerjacking 

An act perpetrated by deer, most commonly Odocoileus virginianus, whereby an unsuspecting driver is tricked into pulling his or her vehicle to the side of the road whereupon he or she will be assault by the deer and its previously well-hidden friends. Most frequently the assualt includes, but is not limited to, butting, violent rubbing, pushing, shoving, spitting and musking. Humon victims are almost always shaken, but seldom injured.

Reports of attempted surprise buttsecks are not unheard of.

Did you guys hear what happened to that poor driver in Wisconsin? He was the victim of a deerjacking! Fortunately he got away with his rectum intact.

deerjacking by HobieKopek January 5, 2009

Derpjacking 

When a conspiracy hyped, ALL CAPS typing person posts an unrelated article on a thread with intent to garner interest to his/her cause.

Person A: "I love this meme." *Posts picture meme about grumpy cat being grumpy to life*

Conspiracy Derp: "DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!! RED ALERT: EMERGENCY ALERT: Soldiers warn of coming gun confiscation and war against patriots." *Posts link to infowars.com video*

Person A privately messages friend: "Dude, I just became a victim of a recent derpjacking." *Posts screenshot*

Derpjacking by CRLGer December 30, 2013