burbached 

1. to become a traitor or to betray those dear to you
2. to vanish without warning or notice

Don't burbach me, I've know you since college.

Damnit, he burbached me and now I don't have anyone to go to the game with.

burbached by Drew and Sanjay January 5, 2009

breached shit 

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

breached shit by archane January 18, 2008

burbaching 

To Cock block or 'twat swat'. It really pisses people off when they get burbach cuz they gonna get some pussy until the burbach comes around and ruins all that shit goin for yah!
DAMN BURBACHS

DUDE, she blue-balled me cuz her mom burbached us

Stop burbaching! I need some wet pussy dude!!!

burbaching by pacabrice June 20, 2010

Burbaged 

A synonym for the act of being "punk'd", or imposed upon by a co-worker.

Jonathan and Ed were burbaged into going to lunch.

Burbaged by SugarPopSweetDaddy August 22, 2006

burched

To artificially make something simple appear more complicated and difficult to understand for the purpose of job security or ego gratification. "He burched that code so he's the only one who knows how to fix it and they cant fire him." Conversely, frequently used by marsh-mellow brains incapable of abstract or logical thought, or amateurs who only understand the rudimentary aspects of their profession to justify their incompetence.

"My professor with his highfalutin PhD in Chemistry burched the procedure for making nitroglycerin when he showed us in class, claiming that it was highly unstable. So I skipped the nonessential burched steps when I mixed the nitric acid with the sulfuric acid. BTW, someone blew up my apartment building last night and I am in Intensive Care at the hospital."

burched by R.K. Surgeon October 2, 2013

breached turd 

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

breached turd by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

Breached sea level 

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

Breached sea level by remotenightowl October 7, 2012