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bro magnon 

derivation of the term crow magnon or cro-mag, which is one who bares a resemblence to primative man. A Bro magnon is colloquily used to connote a jock. in popular culture. A bro magnon is usually defined by a desire to gain acceptance among his peers. The Bro Magnon or "Bro-mag" usually "gets all of the girls," which usually means mindless skanks. Bro magnons often engage in gang style rituals to gain status and power withen the tribe.
Look at that pack of Bro magnons, look at those whores on their arms. I bet they don't have a combined I.Q. of 30.

Bro magnons? i hate those knuckle-dragging morons.
bro magnon by NotoriousBUD June 3, 2006
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bro-magnon 

When your buddy has become so drunk, he's de-evolutioned.
Hey man, you'd better stop, your pretty much a bro-magnon.
bro-magnon by Jay_H February 11, 2007

bro-magnon 

A recent generation of 20-40 year old white males that believe in caveman ideology cro-magnon. They espouse things that they attribute to being "manly" and denounce all other beliefs as weak or un-American. Many believe in conspiracy theories Holocaust/Sandy Hook deniers and outdated beliefs disproved by science flat Earthers.
Matt Gaetz wants to force people to stand for the anthem or face fines? He's such a bro-magnon.
bro-magnon by GDub20 June 14, 2020

Bro-Magnum 

An insult that is similar to calling a person Cro-Magnum but spiced up for the new millennium.

Best if used when another individual lashes out or becomes defensive towards you.

Bromagnon 

Slothful inner city types, usually of a dark complexion. Bromagnons usually huddle in small groups on porches, street corners and outside 7-11s. Don't have a job or any need of it. Survive on handouts, leftovers from trash cans and candy stolen from bank lobbies. Usually speak in 1 or 2 word sentences or with short grunts and waving of the arms, or knocking their knuckles on street pavement and light poles.
Yo yo, lets get across the street before the Bromagnons on that porch shake us down.
Bromagnon by ShiniGami666 May 22, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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