flach 

To fuck a womans pussy hard untill she cums,

Also Used as Flached; If a woman has cum from being fuked hard.

Also Used as Flaching; If a man is in the middle of fucking a womans pussy hard making her cum.

Hey sean, you gonna flach that honey tonite?.... Yeah, i am.

flach by Redmond May 7, 2004

Flach 

A speech impedement in which you take a short pause before completing the word spoken

"Today we will learn how to t--urn at an intersection"
"Man, that guy talks like a Flach!"

Flach by Alex Jacobson October 30, 2007

flach 

To look in a mirror while wearing a mask.

I can't believe they flached that time!

flach by Geese 🐒 July 30, 2024

Flach drunk 

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger

Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action

Flach drunk by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010

Flach'd 

The undesired reception of intimate bodily contact, typically in the pubic region, ranging from uninvited cunnilingus (Shushing gesture optional), to the fondling of the male genitalia. "Flach'ing" is usually associated, but not limited to, the ingestion of mind altering substances.

Lam: "How was the tent last night?"

Jeremy Fisher: "It was like a horror movie in there, I totally got flach'd!"

Flach'd by realbillclinton August 11, 2014

James flach 

A man who is hopeless as football: also knows as a dead baller

James flach is a dead baller

James flach by notjamesflach November 16, 2021

Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023