Shelf Tities 

Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.

Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.

Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!

Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.

Shelf Tities by SSS383 October 30, 2007

Trophy Shelf Tities 

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

Trophy Shelf Tities by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010