keg rape Share definition Flag The act of forcibly (and non-consensually) picking up a person, inverting them, and forcing them to do a keg stand. Kevin wasn't drinking fast enough, so the guys keg raped him. keg rape by Matt, Kevin, and Barkley October 30, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the keg rape mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch