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A white girl who's hair looks greasy and has a lot of product in it. She wears baby phat and ecko red. Majority will wear exco and trashy clothing. Usually seen between the ages of 16 and 24 with a half black baby in a stroller. In the winter they tent to wear black jackets with fur around the hood. Similar to "Stoves" a cold slaw is the trashiest of the stoves. Often seen taking the bus and smoking cigarettes. Often never completed high school and speaks very urban. They will usually have sex only with African American men that are 3 to 6 years older then them. Although they smell good it's not because they have money but because they stole the test perfume from a department store. Accessories for a cold slaw include hoop earings, a nice stolen cell phone, tooth jewl and a tattoo in cursive writing on their neck or brest saying their childs name. They often work at fast food joints in the crappy part of town and use vulgar language. They usually are so desprate for sex because that's what they feel they should be doing that they don't bother using protection. this leads to STI's and pregnancy. Known for polutting the school system with bad influence, smelly ghetto children that grow up to be drug dealers.
Jon: Hey look at that piece of shit white girl with all that product in her hair getting on that bus
Dave: Yeah I bet she's got STD's
Jon: She's such a Cold Slaw
Cold Slaw by Harley Davis October 29, 2007
When a woman gives you a blow job after drinking a cold beverage.
Damn she served me the best cold slaw last night!
Cold Slaw by The Cold Slawer June 29, 2018
Related Words
cold cole slaw
want some cold slaw?
cold slaw by lilsamsixty9 June 3, 2021

Cold Cock's Law 

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.
There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.
Cold Cock's Law by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

coldslaw 

See 'Coldsore' and 'coleslaw'and 'herpes'. Slang for a juicy coldsore which looks like the unfortunate wearer has left some coleslaw on their lip.
1: "Excuse me, you have some coleslaw on your lip"
2: "oh no, that's just Dave, my coldsore"
1: "or coldslaw"
Both: "ha, ha, ha"
coldslaw by Sam666 December 29, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026