angry monkey 

After/while fisting someone in the arse, you pull out a lump of shit and smear it in their face

"Oh look, Fahzan got angry monkeyed by his dad again"

"Oh look, Albenus got angry monkeyed by his dad again"

angry monkey by Rayman July 6, 2004

Angry Monkey 

When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.

So...this puck slut is at our game, I give her the look and she follows to the locker room...she thinks romance, she gets an Angry Monkey. This ain't the movies beeotch, it's hockey.

Angry Monkey by Lord Stanley April 22, 2009

Angry Monkey 

Angry Monkey is not simply a sexual term, it is used to describe someone so angry that they can think of no other recourse than to fling their feces. Whether at the object of their anger or the walls of their cubicle the poo represents the anger. Often times the anger is dissipated by the act of poo slinging.

Some political anger junkie pundits are known for this in metaphor.

"That Beck can't get anyone to listen to him unless he gets all ANGRY MONKEY on the subject"

"Mr. Limburger has made a mess of this radio station with his ANGRY MONKEY ways"

"Don't go in the bathroom, Miss Clotter did an ANGRY MONKEY all over the walls"

Angry Monkey by Jumpin' Jimmy January 31, 2010

Angry Monkey 

When a girl jerks off two guys at once, thus pumping her fists in the air as if an angery monkey.

Bill and I got Angry Monkeyed by this total slut last night.

Angry Monkey by nac71700 October 20, 2010

angry monkey 

angry monkey when a girl is giving head, once you shoot your load....punch her in the face to knock her out...put glue on her face and shave off your pubic hair onto her face...when she comes around, she'll look like a monkey, and be bloody angry!

"That bitch cheated on me, Im goin to give her an angry monkey"

angry monkey by JT-Eng October 26, 2007

Angry Monkey 

When you are having sex and about to cum. Jiz in your hand and throw it at her like a angry monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

Right when I nutted I pulled an angry monkey and threw it at her.

Angry Monkey by rook360 July 30, 2009

angry monkey 

the act of tAKING A HUMUNGOUS SHIT AND THROWING IT IN SOME BICHES FACE

aFTER THAT SLUT PISED ME OFF I DECIDED TO GIVE HER AN ANGRY MONKEY

angry monkey by MANNYTEDDY November 5, 2003