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Coach bag 

a leather goods company that now makes all their bags in China and the quality isn't half as good. Their only worth buying at a department store on sale because they're over-priced at the actually Coach stores and not worth paying full price for.
Lady 1: "Let's head over to The Bay. They have sales on the Coach bags there".

Lady 2: "Ya I would rather buy a coach bag on sale. They make their products in China now!"
Coach bag by dudelistico2012 August 7, 2011
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coach bag 

A girl who will spread for status-defining gifts and favours, such as a Coach Bag.
That bitch from south county is a real Coach Bag.
coach bag by Journeys mom October 23, 2007

Coach bag whore 

a girl that can't stop buying Coach bags because she is too lazy to save up for a Louis Vuitton and would rather own "Made in China" bags because their on the affordable side. They are usually found every pay day at a Coach store cashing in on a Coach bag.
friend: "Why do you own so many Coach bags?"

Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
A Coach Bag by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
1. A complete asshole, usually a male, that tries to look cool, but is a complete douche cock.

2. A private school male.

3. One who pops their collar and wears 2 polos at the same time, while their popped.
Why don't you go finger yourself chach bag.
chach bag by Gabe F November 11, 2006
A douche bag who might, for example, point out mundane grammatical errors in another person's definition of a slang word.
Man what kind of a chach bag posts a definition on this site to critique another comment?? #irony
chach bag by Krizzle11 September 17, 2012
4. One who doesn't know the difference between their and they're.
For an example of a chach bag, please see definition (3).
chach bag by jigrigga4lif December 26, 2009