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n. a language spoken by egotistical and/or arrogant individuals
Ryan: Why am I so good looking?
Meg: Wow. You know I dont speak egonese as fluently as you.
egonese by Meggggggg November 8, 2007
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A person or persons with an excessively large ego.
"Man, Kyle thinks he's all that."
"Yeah, he's so egobese."
egobese by Jintoushi August 14, 2009
A strange language spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger twang of american accent on emonese.
Emo 1: OMJ those skinny jeans rock
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day

Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots
Emonese by acerjam123 January 1, 2010
A weird language that SZA sings in and only emos can understand her.
What the fuck is SZA saying in this song? This shit must be emonese ?

SZA sings in emonese, so i need an emo translator.
Emonese by Jun Sno October 2, 2021
What you act silly like nothing else
Did he just pull an eronese?
Eronese by anonymous December 1, 2020

Egoneering 

Engineering practices that never include reevaluation due to potential damage to the original authors ego, except when that reevaluation is presented by the original author.
1. Contributions to Rick's code must follow his strict egoneering practices, which means no one touches the code but Rick.

2. Rick's egoneering included a whoami check in his bash script to only allow his user to run it.
Egoneering by funnywordperson July 28, 2023