Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL
DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the
human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other
words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the
chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other
words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other
words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as
hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical
Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they
will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they
will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.
I
try very
hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many
human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.