Toothbag

An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)

"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"

Toothbag by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007

toothbat 

A toothbat is exactly what it sounds like , it’s a bat , like a baseball bat , usually pink and gummy and covered in teeth , they can be sharp , they can be molars, they can be small , big , crooked, nice .

<as said by waterparks frontman awsten knight to youtuber crankthatfrank>

hit me with your toothbat , yea I know you'd like that

toothbat by kellinquinnisuwu October 25, 2019

toothbat 

Toothbat is a weapon.

Purple haired Twinks make their enemies drink cum them take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat to kill their boyfriends.

Fuck you.

Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that.

toothbat by Toothbat March 12, 2019

toothbat 

a baseball bat with teeth that you use to beat up toxic assholes

“ Will you please make me a toothbat, I would really like that! hit me with your toothbat, with a toothbat” -Awsten Knight, Waterparks (band)

toothbat by sxurgreen November 28, 2019

toothbat 

Toothbat is a weapon.

Awsten Knight from Waterparks makes his enemies drink cum and take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat then he tries to kill his boyfriend Geoff Wigington.

Fuck you.

Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

toothbat by Toothbat March 12, 2019

tooshbag 

a cleaning device for your asshole

"I didn't say douchebag, i said tooshbag!"
"oh, well great, because my ass is RANK!"

tooshbag by clrrksinger March 20, 2008

tooth bag

A person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. Thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.

I really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.

tooth bag by brainpowerintheshower6969 May 29, 2010