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Slamburger 

A vagina that a man only has sex with because he's drunk and wants to "slam" one out. Term best applies to uglier vaginas that look like a bowl of mashed potatoes due to excess intercourse.
Man, that slamburger I took home from the bar last night was pretty gross but it still hit the spot.
Slamburger by WhatYouNeed July 26, 2010
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someburger 

Amazing burger joint in the Heights in Houston, TX.
I was in Houston and ate at Someburger, they are the best burger in the Heights
someburger by DosMas May 26, 2018

slamburger 

A position in an MMF threesome branching off of the standard missionary position such that the first man is on the bottom, the girl straddles him and lays on his stomach and the other gentleman enters her from behind. The two gentlemen make up the buns of this 'hamburger' while the fine lady in question is the meat. This can work as both a standard DP or as a DV or DA, though the latter two are certainly only recommended if the meat has said experience.
Man, that sorority party was great. No one appreciates a slamburger like the girls of Alpha Sigma Sigma.
slamburger by mixxerlol December 30, 2008

Slamburger 

To get uncontrolled, explosive diarrhea from eating bad dinner food (i.e. Denny's).
"You had Denny's last night."

"Yea, I've slamburgered all morning because of it."
Slamburger by Deathguy6 November 12, 2014

slamburger 

A type of hamburger sold at Denny's (a Restaurant Chain) thats texture feels like swallowing a giant load of jizz. Furthermore, the jizz-like substance lingers in your mouth and throat for that "just swallowed" feeling long after consumption.
person 1: "Oh man, this Slamburger looks good!"
person 2: "Dude, are you gay?"
slamburger by justiNOPE January 18, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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