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perfect weekend 

Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.
I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.

Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.
perfect weekend by bryken7 August 2, 2016
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Perfect Weekend 

A 3 day period, starting at 9 pm on a Friday going till 1 pm the following Sunday, that is spent in Marengo Ohio with the bros
I just spent the Perfect Weekend at the Heartland Retreat Center with the boys
Perfect Weekend by Ryan Beich November 16, 2018

perfect weekend 

a perfect weekend is when teams you hate lose while the team you love wins.
Sept 15th 2007. A Saturday of a perfect weekend - College Football: Auburn, Tennessee, and Notre Dame all lose while Alabama wins against Arkansas. Awesome.
perfect weekend by Capt_Ed September 30, 2007

perfect weekend 

A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.

Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
perfect weekend by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024

Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend 

A term coined by social media influencer, Vishranth Ramsway, to describe a three day period (a weekend) in which a man sleeps with one of three different women on each day (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).
Bro I can’t believe I just had Vishranth’s Perfect Weekend, and they were all from Hinge!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026